The Liar's Meme

C R Ward from Random Writerly Thoughts tagged me with this meme last week - it looked like fun, so here you go!

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‘Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.’

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

Ignoring that little voice that tells me I can achieve anything I want to with enough hard work. Because really, who wants to go to the effort?

Envy: What do your co-workers wish they had which is yours?

The plush skunks that inhabit my desk, and my Pepe le Peux mug. Tres chic!

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

Sushi! Raw fish - yum!

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Skinny runner/basketball player types. You know, men who look like trees. I'm a nature girl. Even better, tree-men who act like they're 5 years old & think they know everything. Yeah, baby!

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Solicitors never call me anymore. What gives? My money not good enough for you people?

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

My writing. Guard that stuff like it's gold!

Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?

Stayed in bed all day, just staring at the ceiling. Good times.

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I hereby tag: Elana, Lynnette, Cindy, Michele, Morgan, Jen & Joyce. And anyone else who cares to take a turn (post a comment, so I know to watch for it on your blog!).